Pistols for Pandas

Well James that is a very good question you asked. I actually support a non profit organization called Pistols for Pandas. Last year alone we put fire arms in the paws of over 3,000 under privaleged pandas around the world. Here's how it works: For every dollar you send us we will laugh at you because what's a dollar gonna do, but for every 5 dollars you send us we will buy a box of cereal with the best prize, i will then eat said box of cereal play with the prize and collect the box top. Once i have collected enough box tops I will buy a computer for a fifth grade class and when they are not looking i will then take said computer and trade it for Pistols at a pawn shop. I then take said pistols and diposit them at a Panda exibit at a Zoo. It is a special feeling to know that you have helped underprivaleged pandas. Now as for Bevers we do supply them with amo sometimes but no one realy knows where they get their gatlin guns, sniper rifles, and other various fire arms. I believe that beavers can hold thier own with thier kind of fire power. But pandas need all the fire power they can get!http://www.homestarrunner.com/pistols4pandas.html(after you're done watching the video click on the pandas nose)

Fqgads,

Trogdor5741

(Don't ask what Fqgads means Because i just now made it up and it means nothing)